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[hypertoxic]

What the fuck!

[ This alien-looking chick with the freaky white eyes looks, somehow, very harassed and deeply offended at once. ]

Talk about rude. What the fuck was up with those guys? And why the hell am I here?? I am still not entirely clear on that part. That video was a joke. Was that supposed to be educational? Because it was worse than completely useless, if you ask me. Bluh!

[ She shifts the communicator in her hand, jarring the feed and making it tilt slant-wise, somewhat nauseatingly. ]

And what is up with this crappy replacement cutlass? I mean, at least I still have that, unlike the rest of my powers! Holy shit, pretty much everything about this is awful and terrible and bizarre. What kind of power in paradox space could possibly bring me to a place like this?

[ Something seems to finally occur to her, and she stops moving -- and stops jabbering -- and peers suspiciously at her communicator. ]

I'm talking to someone. Who's out there, and what's really going on?

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[fiduspear]

[ whhhh.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ttttttttttt. ]

Uh.

audio.

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya ends up staring at the video for a while without a word. this is...certainly not what she was ever expecting. she ends up broadcasting empty air by accident as she tries to think of something to say, before the content of the message really sinks in beyond its the identity of its source. ]

video.

[switchback]

[ ah. more dead trolls in the hood. he gives the feed a long look. ]

Welcome to the party.

voice

[smackdown]

A cutless is like a fencing sword or somethin' innit? Better'n what I got.