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automated ([personal profile] automated) wrote in [community profile] radioactivism2013-03-17 10:02 pm

EVENT #1

[ a serious, clinical-sounding woman's voice will be broadcasting on all radio frequencies sometime in the middle of the afternoon. it starts with a businesslike clearing of her throat. just to make sure she has your attention. ]

Greetings, settlers. I hope you've found yourself comfortable. We have had the... honor of your presence for quite some time now, and the time has come for you to earn your place. In your respective towns, we've placed bulletin boards listing some tasks you may elect to do in exchange for pay and other necessary supplies. While these aren't mandatory... [ there's a slight sneer to her voice here. ] ...we do advise you to select at least one that you are qualified for.

Employer's names and locations can be found on their respective flyers. Please direct all inqueries to them.

[ there's a momentary pause, but the transmission doesn't quite end yet. ]

Please keep in mind that supplies are limited and will come on a first come, first earned basis. Simply put, if you want to survive this environment, there is no leeway for slacking off.

Good luck.







ORSA

Cook, Kitchen Staff
Pay: $5/h for cooks, $3/h for other positions
Acquisitions: Meals and a limited supply of water are free. Cooks receive some portable kitchenware for preparing food outside the workplace.


Town Cleanup, Street Sweeping, Housecleaning etc.
Pay: $3/h
Acquisitions: Raw materials for building and crafting.


Babysitting
Pay: $5/h
Acquisitions: Spare clothing.


Supply Gathering (food, water, weaponry, etc)
Pay: Dependent on the materials gathered, typically $10-$15 for a good haul.
Acquisitions: Some collected supplies yours to keep.




ORSUN

Water Collection
Pay: $50 per gallon
Acquisitions: Some collected water yours to keep along with a small purifier.

Food Collection:
Pay: $35 for every pound of edible vegetation, $60 for every pound of edible meat
Acquisitions: Some collected food yours to keep along with a set of hunting knives and several books of matches.

Monster Hunting
Pay: Dependent on the size of the monster terminated, but can go as high as several hundred dollars a head.
Acquisitions: Weaponry and light armor.

Cleanup, Street Sweeping & Waste Collection
Pay: $1/h
Acquisitions: If you find something useful it's yours...
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, yes. I always wanted to be a headhunter, ever since I saw Bambi as a kid and aspired to a profession where I'm referred to expressly as "Man."

Let's do this.
miasmajesty: (when i hear songs)

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[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. I was hoping you would say that. I'm getting the monster list now.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I hope the list is slightly less boring than squirrels and unsuspecting children's parents. That's old news.
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[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ It takes a while for him to respond. ]

Any idea what an Eech is?
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's the sound a frat boy makes after he contracts a post-kegger STD.
miasmajesty: (i am)

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[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever it is, it's the highest bounty on here.
miasmajesty: (oh who am i?)

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[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Says it only shows up at night.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we better bring torches.

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glowsferatu: wait, thought (Kanayashrug)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-18 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see the problem. Was Bambi not a training video on Earth?
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, it was. A training video that basically laid the foundation for everything I'd ever aspire to in life, from the moment I held my first sword to now. Never got to run the gauntlet due to time constraints in my incredibly busy life but all that's about to change.

I'm doing it, man. I'm living the dream. Right here. Right now.
glowsferatu: smile (You Really Actually Said That Didnt You)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Good, we can form a hunting party then. And if we should encounter any frolicbeasts, I'll allow you the first strike. Far be it from me to interfere with your dreams.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're too good to me.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-18 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, but if someone doesn't indulge you then you'll only end up whining.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
At least the pickins ain't so slim this time. Plenty of furry woodland creatures ripe for slaughtering to go around.
glowsferatu: smug (pic#4307897)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-19 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I know I haven't seen many, myself.

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smackdown: (But you said "welfare".)

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[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why are all the smart-mouthed little kids in the shitty dangerous town again. Someone tell me the logic in that.

...Man.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
It makes perfect sense, man. No one wants a bunch of snot-nosed brats running around fucking up their perfect Utopian society with all that backtalk and sass. Follows that they'd kick us all to the curb and leave the Goonies to deal with us instead.
smackdown: (Not part of God's well-oiled machine.)

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[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just be happy you're an ass on the curb and not a chalk outline on the cement.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
For once, yeah. Breaking all kinds of strides up in here.
smackdown: (But you said "welfare".)

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[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Trouble ain't easy.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ shrug! ]

So you're in the fancy normal people place, huh? They offering half a G for taking out Bambi's mom over there, too?
smackdown: (Didn't think I'd be ordering for two.)

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[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Naw all the jobs are real normal-like, cookin' and cleanin' and babysittin' and pickin' up dog shit. There's a supply-gatherin' thing that pays you based on your haul, but that don't hardly seem worth it.

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cawfullyironic: (smile: bitches be lining up)

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[personal profile] cawfullyironic 2013-03-18 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do I even gotta say I'm in? Cuz I'm fuckin firmly wedged in that bitch.
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[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Course you are. We're going to rock this shit oldschool and we don't even got a dream of that happening without the bird brother to add a little color to our Cool Kill Clan.