automated: (Default)
automated ([personal profile] automated) wrote in [community profile] radioactivism2013-03-17 10:02 pm

EVENT #1

[ a serious, clinical-sounding woman's voice will be broadcasting on all radio frequencies sometime in the middle of the afternoon. it starts with a businesslike clearing of her throat. just to make sure she has your attention. ]

Greetings, settlers. I hope you've found yourself comfortable. We have had the... honor of your presence for quite some time now, and the time has come for you to earn your place. In your respective towns, we've placed bulletin boards listing some tasks you may elect to do in exchange for pay and other necessary supplies. While these aren't mandatory... [ there's a slight sneer to her voice here. ] ...we do advise you to select at least one that you are qualified for.

Employer's names and locations can be found on their respective flyers. Please direct all inqueries to them.

[ there's a momentary pause, but the transmission doesn't quite end yet. ]

Please keep in mind that supplies are limited and will come on a first come, first earned basis. Simply put, if you want to survive this environment, there is no leeway for slacking off.

Good luck.







ORSA

Cook, Kitchen Staff
Pay: $5/h for cooks, $3/h for other positions
Acquisitions: Meals and a limited supply of water are free. Cooks receive some portable kitchenware for preparing food outside the workplace.


Town Cleanup, Street Sweeping, Housecleaning etc.
Pay: $3/h
Acquisitions: Raw materials for building and crafting.


Babysitting
Pay: $5/h
Acquisitions: Spare clothing.


Supply Gathering (food, water, weaponry, etc)
Pay: Dependent on the materials gathered, typically $10-$15 for a good haul.
Acquisitions: Some collected supplies yours to keep.




ORSUN

Water Collection
Pay: $50 per gallon
Acquisitions: Some collected water yours to keep along with a small purifier.

Food Collection:
Pay: $35 for every pound of edible vegetation, $60 for every pound of edible meat
Acquisitions: Some collected food yours to keep along with a set of hunting knives and several books of matches.

Monster Hunting
Pay: Dependent on the size of the monster terminated, but can go as high as several hundred dollars a head.
Acquisitions: Weaponry and light armor.

Cleanup, Street Sweeping & Waste Collection
Pay: $1/h
Acquisitions: If you find something useful it's yours...
miasmajesty: (oh woah)

audio.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
They better. This shitty thing isn't fit to cut butter, let alone the blubbery flesh of whatever titanic behemoth they expect us to kill.
glowsferatu: smile (You Really Actually Said That Didnt You)

video.

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Good, we can form a hunting party then. And if we should encounter any frolicbeasts, I'll allow you the first strike. Far be it from me to interfere with your dreams.
miasmajesty: (i am)

video.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever it is, it's the highest bounty on here.
switchback: (pic#)

video.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're too good to me.
glowsferatu: smile (Did You Expect Me To Be Impressed)

audio.

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2013-03-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I have a thirteen-inch spike. Unless I am in a position to shove it directly into the opponent's visual socket, the assistance it will lend me in a battle will amount approximately to shit.
switchback: (pic#)

video.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Let's get it.
miasmajesty: (oh who am i?)

audio.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I can see your point. Unless we're going up against vampires that's not going to do fuck all. We can ask the employer.
switchback: (pic#)

audio.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt they're uncomfortable with hunting you.
miasmajesty: (oh who am i?)

video.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Says it only shows up at night.
smackdown: (In a galaxy far a-wasted I'm basted.)

audio.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. Is it blowjobs. Do you survive off the virile seed of procreation. 'Cuz I can do that for you. I can make that sacrifice.
smackdown: (Think you can tell a smile from a veil?)

audio.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mine too, man. Mine too.
switchback: (pic#)

video.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we better bring torches.
smackdown: (Think it'll make a trendy revolution.)

audio.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
...Ehhhn, I'm sorta intimidated by how big horse dicks tend'a be. Like. If she been pile-drived by that, ya know, that fuckin' snatch must be... cavernous.
miasmajesty: (i am)

video.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'll grab some while I'm out here.
switchback: (pic#)

audio.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Better watch that they don't lock you up for allowing that joke to exist.
smackdown: (Nothing like the taste of sweet decline.)

voice.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Better race t'the goddamn restaurant then, 'cuz I'm bettin' every one'a us sorry fucks is thinkin' the same thing, yahhh?
smackdown: (Drinkin' to get your panties off.)

voice.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine!
switchback: (pic#)

video.

[personal profile] switchback 2013-03-18 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. Think I'll ask around and find out if anyone knows what the actual fuck an Eech even is before we go frolicking off to kill it.
miasmajesty: (i always win)

audio.

[personal profile] miasmajesty 2013-03-18 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly. I haven't given much thought to that, but I'd imagine the internal heat would make up for lack of friction.
smackdown: (But you said "welfare".)

video.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why are all the smart-mouthed little kids in the shitty dangerous town again. Someone tell me the logic in that.

...Man.
embodies: (and i was in the darkness)

voice.

[personal profile] embodies 2013-03-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
There will be other jobs if not! [ right, right? ]

voice.

[personal profile] martialed 2013-03-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, you're right. I hope they don't fill all the positions too fast.

[ because she is already on her way. ]
gundamkind: (Default)

video.

[personal profile] gundamkind 2013-03-18 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good plan.

voice.

[personal profile] martialed 2013-03-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think they would be that much different between the two. I mean, monster hunting? That's a pretty big jump.
smackdown: (Too dumb to keep your clothes on.)

audio.

[personal profile] smackdown 2013-03-18 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
At least I actually done what I was accused'a this time!

Page 3 of 12